“Ugly” is such an . . . well, ugly word. Besides we wouldn’t want to offend anybody. So we invite you to break out your sweater with a “great personality” and wear it to our party! We’ll reward your hubris with food and drink specials. If your sweater is deemed to be one of the three ugliest, er, attractively challenged, you’ll receive a similar sweater koozie so your beer can match you.