Fourscore and seven minutes ago The Clanky Lincolns were brought forth upon this continent, a new cover band, conceived for the funk, and dedicated to the proposition that all women and men are created equally to get down.

The Clanky Lincolns are the Triad area of NC’s newest party band. Covering a vast range of popular tunes (and a small range of totally obscure ones), The Clanky Lincolns are ready to bring your whole deal up a notch. Bring some funkaluscious groove to your night.